Daylight Savings Time a la Princess Bride…
1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.
2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.
3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation…
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
Saving Mr. Banks (2013)
laughing forever about this
Lydodo would be the most awkward couple ever, the whole him-being-a-hobbit part notwithstanding
Frodo: “I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor! Though…I do not know the way.”
Lydia: “OMG just use Apple maps, duh! You have an iPhone right? Do you think they make fireproof cases? We should look into that.”
Frodo: “I know not of this ‘iPhone’ you speak of. Nor how one would fit an entire map on an apple. Is there wizardry involved?”
Frodo: “I know what I must do. It’s just…I’m afraid to do it.”
Lydia: “God, you are so dramatic. It’s just a ring, c’mon! It’ll be fun!”
Frodo: “I don’t—”
Lydia: “PS we’re totes stopping at Starbucks on the way to Mordor, I’m like, literally dying for a frap.”
Frodo: “I miss Sam.”